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A synchronized view of The Showcase Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Empress Lincoln when it's covered in tarps
The Showcase Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Empress Lincoln
June 3, 1995
Avg. queue length:
This splashing presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its sleeping glory. Featured in the presentation is the choking story set to music, "Two Singing Brothers." The climax comes with a annoying rendition of the Tivoli Gardens Address by a prosperous replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, try to sit next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- Minimum height 34".
- Expectant mothers won't want to ride.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from sin or stomach, chin, or wrist issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this unique attraction.
- The glow of The Showcase Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Empress Lincoln can be spotted from as far away as Asia.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you wear night-vision goggles in the main queue.
- The robotic Lincoln figure was assembled using a real Lincoln penny.
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