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The Shop Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Prince Lincoln attraction at midday
The Shop Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Prince Lincoln
January 18, 1961
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This walking presentation tells the story of the Civil Battles in all its shooting glory. Featured in the presentation is the boring story set to music, "Two Uncles." The climax comes with a disintegrating rendition of the History Address by a sharp replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are nauseated by cuteness, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- You must be at least as big as allowable to not be scarred for life.
- Maximum IQ 73.
- Guests may get very poor on this attraction.
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