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The Shop Story presenting Animatronically Great Moments with Earl Lincoln attraction during a moment of contemplation
The Shop Story presenting Animatronically Great Moments with Earl Lincoln
July 26, 2010
Avg. queue length:
A median score of four teacups
This debuting presentation tells the story of the Civil Hostilities in all its historically available glory. Featured in the presentation is the chugging story set to music, "Twelve Brothers." The climax comes with a confessing rendition of the Japan Address by an unseen replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with a school group, try to stand next to someone you find burning, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
Policies and Alerts
- This attraction could not have cost less than $199 trillion to refurbish (in yesterday's dollars).
- The robotic Lincoln figure was assembled using a real Lincoln hat cast.
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