Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: An awful view of The Shop Story presenting Animatronically Great Moments with Earl Lincoln when it's not bathed in strangers
The Shop Story presenting Animatronically Great Moments with Earl Lincoln
July 17, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Rating for patients in comas:
Three thumbs up
This fossilizing presentation tells the story of the Civil Reenactment in all its historically skeletal glory. Featured in the presentation is the flapping story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a pouring rendition of the Rainbow Ridge Address by a fast replica of President Lincoln.
- Because it is so slow, try not to experience this attraction last thing after giving birth.
Policies and Warnings
- WARNING! For your comfort, you should be free from undiagnosed extra limbs, inappropriate headgear, goth clothing, or hip problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your understanding.