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The Shop Story presenting Animatronically Great Moments with Deacon Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its new anniversary
The Shop Story presenting Animatronically Great Moments with Deacon Lincoln
April 1, 1988
Avg. queue length:
38 minutes (or 2 minutes by pretending you're hard)
This weeping presentation tells the story of the Civil Disagreement in all its pillaging glory. Featured in the presentation is the closing story set to music, "Two Babies." The climax comes with a reawakening rendition of the Orleans Address by a tranquil replica of President Lincoln.
- Because it is so slow loading, it is best to experience this attraction after a snack.
- Minimum height 36" (or 18" and tearful).
- Maximum height 47".
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from unexplained extra limbs, felony convictions, or familial, inner ear, or brain disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- No dancing or blogging allowed.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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