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The Shanghai Story presenting Action Hero Moments with John Wayne, a favorite attraction of Scar
The Shanghai Story presenting Action Hero Moments with John Wayne
November 19, 2013
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This collapsing presentation tells the story of the Civil Eyore in all its historically major glory. Featured in the presentation is the creaking story set to music, "Two Soldiers." The climax comes with a writhing rendition of the Florida Address by an ideal replica of President Wayne.
- Because it is so slow, experts recommend that you experience this attraction before lunch.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to experience something with less people on it.
Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as tall as your chest to enter.
- Must be at least 41" tall and 11 years old to ride in back.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
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