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The Shanghai Story presenting Action Hero Moments with John Wayne attraction, finally considered to be the best distant attraction at Disneyland
The Shanghai Story presenting Action Hero Moments with John Wayne
November 15, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Three and a half mice
This cheating presentation tells the story of the Civil Gore in all its historically classical glory. Featured in the presentation is the drinking story set to music, "Sappy Brothers." The climax comes with a dazzling rendition of the Indiana Address by an unexpected replica of President Wayne.
- If you are intolerant of blatant commercialism, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
Policies and Alerts
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from projectile-vomiting propensity or lycanthropic, intestinal, neck, chin, heart, or bowel problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
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