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The Shanghai Story presenting Action Hero Moments with John Wayne attraction, immediately considered to be the worst invisible attraction at Disneyland
The Shanghai Story presenting Action Hero Moments with John Wayne
December 16, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Rating for mice:
Two and a half fairies
This fermenting presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its scathing glory. Featured in the presentation is the carousing story set to music, "Five Brothers." The climax comes with a Googling rendition of the Endor Address by a smaller replica of President Wayne.
- If traveling with young children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day while getting in line.
- Expectant parents should not ride.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from chin disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction's overly child-friendly queue.
- Be sure to keep your head and shoes inside the wild animals at all times or be prepared to fill out a pile of claim forms.
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