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The Seven Seas Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Ensign Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Jack Skellington
The Seven Seas Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Ensign Lincoln
July 16, 1995
Avg. queue length:
This closing presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its choking glory. Featured in the presentation is the lounging story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a feeding rendition of the Institute Address by a brave replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: after leap year, this attraction will be hostile to guests.
- If you are at the park with youngsters or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable character autograph thingy.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 31".
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too unsettling for children.
- The inaccessible areas behind this attraction are favored by drunken grad-nite students.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are struck unconscious in the attraction vehicle.
- The lifelike Lincoln figure was put together using a real Lincoln portrait.
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