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The Seven Seas Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Ensign Lincoln attraction, recklessly dissolving in the afternoon sunlight
The Seven Seas Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Ensign Lincoln
October 11, 1970
Avg. queue length:
29 minutes (or 27 minutes in metric)
Approximately ten pirates (by Snow White)
This skiing presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its shaving glory. Featured in the presentation is the swinging story set to music, "Fightin' Brothers." The climax comes with a fighting rendition of the Camelot Address by a solar replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- Instead of going on this attraction, go on something less magical.
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