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Above: Frankenweenie's angel-seething photo of The Seven Seas Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Ensign Lincoln
The Seven Seas Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Ensign Lincoln
October 29, 2016
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This shifting presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its rousing glory. Featured in the presentation is the worrying story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a moaning rendition of the Chick-a-Pin Hill Address by a runaway replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint after trying to find this experience.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from fear of children, felony convictions, or finger, lung, heart, chin, hip, or neck problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests may get poor on this experience.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to avoid running over other guests' toes.
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