Massive Disneyliesland Attraction Database
Below: The Seven Seas Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Ensign Lincoln attraction, unusually considered to be the best black attraction at Disneyliesland
The Seven Seas Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Ensign Lincoln
November 24, 1959
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This amusing presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its historically major glory. Featured in the presentation is the crooning story set to music, "Maudlin Brothers." The climax comes with a missing rendition of the Grotto Address by a kind replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
Policies and Warnings
- WARNING! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from fear of clowns, low blood pressure, emotional baggage, or clothing, intestinal, elbow, or lung disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains trademarked effects.
- During any hail, this attraction may explode.
- Guests may get damp on this attraction.
- Santa Claus was once spotted riding this attraction.
- The lifelike Lincoln figure was fashioned using a real Lincoln neighbor's diary.
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