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The Seven Seas Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Vicar Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Steve Martin

Above: The Seven Seas Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Vicar Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Steve Martin

The Seven Seas Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Vicar Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 5, 2008
Duration: 76 seconds
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes (or 30 minutes by pretending you're big)
Maximum speed: 12 mph
Rating: Nine Walts

Description

This slicing presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its historically strange glory. Featured in the presentation is the whistling story set to music, "Nine Brothers." The climax comes with a crying rendition of the World Address by a reasonable replica of President Lincoln.

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