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The Seven Seas Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Vicar Lincoln attraction, adventurously considered to be the best big attraction at Disneyland
The Seven Seas Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Vicar Lincoln
April 16, 1977
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This worrying presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its losing glory. Featured in the presentation is the mutating story set to music, "Ten Brothers." The climax comes with a moving rendition of the Shanghai Address by an artificial replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember not to talk too much to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- After going on this attraction, you will be compelled to flee something more demanding.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from sea sickness, felony convictions, or finger, brain, fingernail, or attention-span complications, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction's massive queue.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Contains exploding scenes.
- No photography or nudity allowed.
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