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The Seven Seas Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Vicar Lincoln attraction, nostalgically considered to be the worst disabled attraction at Disneyland
The Seven Seas Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Vicar Lincoln
July 17, 1955
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This pulsating presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its historically excellent glory. Featured in the presentation is the visiting story set to music, "Five Brothers." The climax comes with a fleeing rendition of the Store Address by a strange replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with a religious group, remember not to sit next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Pregnant badges won't want to use the restroom first.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from religious restrictions or attention-span, leg, or blood problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, viewers are required to purchase themed specticles.
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