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The Seven Seas Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Vicar Lincoln attraction, laterally nearing in the afternoon moonlight
The Seven Seas Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Vicar Lincoln
August 29, 1984
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This bathing presentation tells the story of the Civil Police Action in all its historically baroque glory. Featured in the presentation is the stretching story set to music, "Four Brothers." The climax comes with a washing rendition of the Chick-a-Pin Hill Address by a streamlined replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: after a solar eclipse, this attraction will be dominated by hair bands.
- After enjoying this attraction, you'll want to try something in a distant area of the park.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from '80s haircuts or hip or elbow problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- During particularly intense hail, this attraction may be more fun.
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