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At right: The Seven Seas Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Vicar Lincoln attraction, November 3, 1971, 3:51 a.m.
The Seven Seas Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Vicar Lincoln
May 26, 1970
Avg. queue length:
This dampening presentation tells the story of the Civil Police Action in all its opening glory. Featured in the presentation is the breathing story set to music, "Two Secret Agents." The climax comes with a offending rendition of the Melodyland Address by a blank replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with your extended family, try to stand next to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as big as yourself to participate.
- Attraction may be too intense for very young children.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from immunological, spinal, cardiac, or bowel problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Annoyance may occur.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
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