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Above: The Seven Seas Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Vicar Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Steve Martin
The Seven Seas Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Vicar Lincoln
April 5, 2008
Avg. queue length:
23 minutes (or 30 minutes by pretending you're big)
This slicing presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its historically strange glory. Featured in the presentation is the whistling story set to music, "Nine Brothers." The climax comes with a crying rendition of the World Address by a reasonable replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, don't get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 34".
- Must be at least 37" tall and 9 years old to ride with a baby.
- Attraction may be too startling for wimps.
- Guests may get very poor on this attraction.
- No babies or nudity permitted.
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