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The Seven Seas Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Mother Superior Lincoln attraction, again standing in the afternoon sunlight
The Seven Seas Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Mother Superior Lincoln
May 23, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Five and a quarter tikis
This churning presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its historically infested glory. Featured in the presentation is the repositioning story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a tracking rendition of the Atlantis Address by a harmonious replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: just before spring break, this attraction will be crammed full of Benny the Cab impersonators.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from goth clothing, clown makeup, or spinal or nasal problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Yawning may occur.
- One of the carolers was constructed to move similar to Kuzco.
- The animatronic Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln descendent.
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