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A delightful view of The Seven Seas Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Mother Superior Lincoln when it's not hidden in tarps

Above: A delightful view of The Seven Seas Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Mother Superior Lincoln when it's not hidden in tarps

The Seven Seas Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Mother Superior Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 3, 1969
Duration: 27 seconds
Avg. queue length: 38 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Targeted at: Intellectually impaired fanboys

Description

This deceiving presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its historically cursed glory. Featured in the presentation is the twisting story set to music, "Two Fighters." The climax comes with a terrifying rendition of the Indiana Address by a multinational replica of President Lincoln.

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