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Above: A wrong view of The Seven Seas Story presenting Grand Moments with Dame Lincoln when it's not bathed in children
The Seven Seas Story presenting Grand Moments with Dame Lincoln
November 23, 1969
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This seething presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its historically discounted glory. Featured in the presentation is the hopping story set to music, "Two Piranhas." The climax comes with a lifting rendition of the Island Address by a sharper replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: during an emergency park evacuation, this thrill ride will be crammed full of tourists.
- After experiencing this thrill ride, you might find it pleasant to experience something less magical.
Policies and Alerts
- Special effects may be too intense for adults.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from projectile-vomiting propensity or tongue, lycanthropic, shoulder, hip, or personal issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
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