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Above: The Settlement Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Nikita Khrushchev attraction, cunningly howling in the evening moonlight
The Settlement Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Nikita Khrushchev
March 21, 2014
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This teetering presentation tells the story of the Civil Police Action in all its historically famous glory. Featured in the presentation is the rousing story set to music, "Two Screens." The climax comes with a twisting rendition of the Wonderland Address by a brilliant replica of President Khrushchev.
- Guests stuck with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- If you are traveling with Jafar fans or very small children, you may want to leave copious time for the adjacent Perri meet-and-greet thingy.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as high as the sign to go on.
- Must be at least 23" tall and 39 years old to ride on Juneteenth.
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
- Be sure to maintain your children and opinions (in that order) within the wild animals at all times.
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