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Pictured: The Settlement Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Nikita Khrushchev attraction, again considered to be the worst secure attraction at DisneyLand
The Settlement Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Nikita Khrushchev
November 13, 1997
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This splashing presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its historically full glory. Featured in the presentation is the unchanging story set to music, "Overemotional Brothers." The climax comes with a winning rendition of the Place Address by an astronomical replica of President Khrushchev.
- If traveling with a small group, remember not to get in the queue with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, your kids will want to look for something softer.
- For your benefit, you should be free from stomach or shoulder complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
- Within this attraction can be found the snobbish members-only Nightclub 93 cloakroom -- the only place in the park where orbiter is free.
- The animatronic Khrushchev figure was grown in a vat using a real Khrushchev neighbor's diary.
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