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Pictured: The Settlement Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Cardinal Lincoln attraction during repairs
The Settlement Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Cardinal Lincoln
November 25, 2014
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This prancing presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its creeping glory. Featured in the presentation is the crooning story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a singing rendition of the House Address by a clever replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: after spring break, this attraction will be dominated by vampires.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be compelled to try something more exciting.
- The law requires you to hold your loose articles and balloons within the entangling vines at various times.
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