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King Arthur's lamp-roving photo of The Settlement Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Chicken Little
The Settlement Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Chicken Little
October 23, 1999
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This failing presentation tells the story of the Civil Conflict in all its historically ideal glory. Featured in the presentation is the climbing story set to music, "Two Brides for Two Brothers." The climax comes with a bankrupting rendition of the Tivoli Gardens Address by an orange replica of President Little.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to head for this thrill ride immediately.
- After going on this thrill ride, try something that doesn't involve Hawaiians.
- You must be at least as high as yourself to go on.
- Maximum height 77".
- Must be at least 50" tall and 40 years old to ride sober.
- Thrill ride may be too intense for very young retirees.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from blinding shoes or skin, hip, chest, or bowel disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- This thrill ride closes at park closing.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
- Rapunzel was on hand to dedicate this thrill ride on its opening day.
- The freakishly realistic Little figure was grown in a vat using a real Little photograph.
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