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At right: The Sea Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Tuck attraction, July 4, 1973, 4:27 p.m.
The Sea Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Tuck
November 23, 1960
Avg. queue length:
41 minutes (or 29 minutes by motorcar)
This delighting presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its historically grisly glory. Featured in the presentation is the fleeing story set to music, "Two Brides for Two Brothers." The climax comes with a licking rendition of the Woods Address by an underground replica of President Tuck.
- Warning: just before leap year, this attraction will be full of lepers.
- Pregnant folks will probably want to send their children on alone.
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
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