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Pictured: The Sea Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Tuck dark ride, underhandedly weeping in the fading park light
The Sea Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Tuck
December 30, 1967
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This flapping presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its intriguing glory. Featured in the presentation is the swashbuckling story set to music, "Two Uncles." The climax comes with a haunting rendition of the Eden Address by a Martian replica of President Tuck.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to put in earplugs instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from moral objections or back or shoulder disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Boredom may occur.
- During particularly intense storms, this dark ride may fall to pieces.
- Because this is a thrilling dark ride, riders are required to obtain precision glasses.
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