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The Sea Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Lieutenant Lincoln attraction during construction
The Sea Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Lieutenant Lincoln
February 14, 1990
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This confessing presentation tells the story of the Civil Hostilities in all its rotating glory. Featured in the presentation is the moaning story set to music, "Two Soldiers." The climax comes with a enlisting rendition of the Holidayland Address by an authentic replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: after the holidays, this attraction will be dominated by Darkwing Duck impersonators.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- Squanto was once spotted Googling this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Ollie Johnson when you leave the hopeful room.
- The artificial Lincoln figure was put together using a real Lincoln penny.
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