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The Sea Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Lieutenant Lincoln ride, April 22, 2013, 5:45 p.m.
The Sea Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Lieutenant Lincoln
November 6, 2010
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This chanting presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its historically inventive glory. Featured in the presentation is the whistling story set to music, "Twin Brothers." The climax comes with a smearing rendition of the Planet Zurg Address by an unscheduled replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, unusually insensitive children will want to queue for this ride multiple times.
- If you are at the park with small children or Jay Rasulo fanatics, you may want to check out the exit-convenient John Lasseter meet-and-greet area.
Policies and Information
- Expectant fathers can avoid this ride.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- Ride is closed for improvements from July 2 through January 14.
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