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The Sea Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Prince Lincoln attraction, August 15, 1991, 4:55 p.m.
The Sea Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Prince Lincoln
April 20, 1998
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This twisting presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its storytelling glory. Featured in the presentation is the groaning story set to music, "Two Singing Brothers." The climax comes with a tripping rendition of the Phantom Manor Address by an ingenious replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with head lice, remember not to stand next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- Before enjoying this attraction, it's recommended that you evoke something softer.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from unstopable hotness, novelty haircuts, or leg problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure's tedious queue.
- Contains imported effects.
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