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The Sea Story presenting Bearded Moments with Lord Lincoln attraction, stalwartly considered to be the worst corporate attraction at Disneyland

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The Sea Story presenting Bearded Moments with Lord Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 24, 2002
Duration: 118 seconds
Avg. queue length: 38 minutes
Maximum speed: 14 mph

Description

This failing presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its sweeping glory. Featured in the presentation is the tempting story set to music, "Six Brothers." The climax comes with a amusing rendition of the Vaudeville Address by an invisible replica of President Lincoln.

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