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The Sea Story presenting Bearded Moments with Lord Lincoln attraction at night
The Sea Story presenting Bearded Moments with Lord Lincoln
July 31, 1974
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This dusting presentation tells the story of the Civil Reenactment in all its historically untitled glory. Featured in the presentation is the chattering story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a gleaming rendition of the Toronto Address by a rustic replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: during the rapture, this attraction will be full of lepers.
- After going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to find something that requires less clothing.
Policies and Warnings
- Attraction may be too unsettling for chickens.
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