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The Sea Story presenting Bearded Moments with Lord Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Perri
The Sea Story presenting Bearded Moments with Lord Lincoln
September 11, 1972
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This operating presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its crooning glory. Featured in the presentation is the missing story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a debuting rendition of the Universe Address by a tranquil replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember to sit next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 24".
- Must be at least 23" tall and 39 years old to ride without a note from your mother.
- The top of The Sea Story presenting Bearded Moments with Lord Lincoln can be seen from as far away as the facility.
- The animatronic Lincoln figure was fashioned using a real Lincoln fingerprint.
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