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The School Story presenting Visually Great Moments with Major Lincoln attraction at park opening
The School Story presenting Visually Great Moments with Major Lincoln
January 29, 1974
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This swinging presentation tells the story of the Civil Hostilities in all its plundering glory. Featured in the presentation is the breathing story set to music, "Maudlin Brothers." The climax comes with a dazzling rendition of the Western Hemisphere Address by a robotic replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, don't talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- No babies or monkey business permitted.
- The vase was sculpted by Indiana Jones.
- The hand-sculpted Lincoln figure was put together using a real Lincoln outfit.
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