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The School Story presenting Visually Great Moments with Major Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Beast
The School Story presenting Visually Great Moments with Major Lincoln
May 2, 1986
Avg. queue length:
29 minutes (or 49 minutes by pretending you're electronic)
This confusing presentation tells the story of the Civil Reenactment in all its historically invincible glory. Featured in the presentation is the annoying story set to music, "Weepy Brothers." The climax comes with a shining rendition of the California Address by an undersea replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, quite immature children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
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