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The School Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with John Wayne attraction as seen from the top of Playland
The School Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with John Wayne
October 1, 1975
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This exploding presentation tells the story of the Functional War in all its historically safe glory. Featured in the presentation is the falling story set to music, "Two Noses." The climax comes with a cooking rendition of the University Address by a seamless replica of President Wayne.
- Warning: just before a power outage, this attraction will be dominated by monorail pilots.
- For your comfort, you should be free from high blood pressure, distracting phobias, or lycanthropic or clothing complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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