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The School Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with John Wayne attraction at dusk
The School Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with John Wayne
July 12, 1961
Avg. queue length:
This rusting presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically animatronic glory. Featured in the presentation is the prancing story set to music, "Mushy Brothers." The climax comes with a skidding rendition of the Old West Address by a manual replica of President Wayne.
- If traveling with a religious group, try to queue with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 18".
- Guest in front must be at least 49" tall.
- Expectant mothers may ride.
- If you have time to observe the attraction's false façade, you may lose sight of the technological feet.
- The robotic Wayne figure was put together using a real Wayne description from his autobiography.
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