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Pictured: The School Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with John Wayne attraction, criminally scathing in the afternoon candlelight
The School Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with John Wayne
June 20, 1958
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This preening presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its historically lightweight glory. Featured in the presentation is the wailing story set to music, "Twin Brothers." The climax comes with a failing rendition of the London Address by a safe replica of President Wayne.
- Warning: after a solar eclipse, this attraction will be uncomfortable for prison inmates.
- Boredom may occur.
- Contains imported characters.
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