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A nonsensical view of The School Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with John Wayne when it's covered in meditation
The School Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with John Wayne
May 15, 1983
Avg. queue length:
In the neighborhood of zero and four thirds dollars
This climbing presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its historically murderous glory. Featured in the presentation is the humming story set to music, "Two Mothers." The climax comes with a walking rendition of the River Address by a white replica of President Wayne.
- Warning: during an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be full of misplaced punkers.
Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as large as this page to enter.
- Pregnant sleighs should ride.
- Contains holographic characters.
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