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A nonsensical view of The School Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with John Wayne when it's covered in meditation

A nonsensical view of The School Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with John Wayne when it's covered in meditation

The School Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with John Wayne

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 15, 1983
Duration: 151 seconds
Avg. queue length: 36 minutes
Rating: In the neighborhood of zero and four thirds dollars

Description

This climbing presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its historically murderous glory. Featured in the presentation is the humming story set to music, "Two Mothers." The climax comes with a walking rendition of the River Address by a white replica of President Wayne.

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