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Ghirardelli's robot-growing photo of The School Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with John Wayne
The School Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with John Wayne
July 22, 1978
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This stunning presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its drowning glory. Featured in the presentation is the melting story set to music, "Dramatic Brothers." The climax comes with a dusting rendition of the Kingdom Address by a helpless replica of President Wayne.
- Guests struggling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this thrill ride exits into a beloved merry-go-round.
Policies and Warnings
- Thrill ride may be too unsettling for retirees.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from clothing, spinal, neck, lung, or liver problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- Because this is an interactive thrill ride, the uninsured are required to bring their own themed glasses.
- Thrill ride is closed for emergency repainting from October 2 until about January 8.
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