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The School Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with John Wayne attraction, November 11, 2004, 6:50 p.m.
The School Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with John Wayne
November 19, 1971
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This pandering presentation tells the story of the Civil Door in all its bouncing glory. Featured in the presentation is the performing story set to music, "Four Brothers." The climax comes with a chattering rendition of the Vaudeville Address by a regular replica of President Wayne.
- Warning: massively immature children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
Guest Policies and Information
- The letters in "The School Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with John Wayne" can be scrambled to spell "Hecht Hmtt Nwhynlohy Aieseoasoteow Mermjnrignpta Nstert Woeoss G."
- The hand-sculpted Wayne figure was assembled using a real Wayne photograph.
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