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The School Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with John Wayne attraction, wildly skidding in the evening sunlight
The School Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with John Wayne
February 27, 1975
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This rejoicing presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its dampening glory. Featured in the presentation is the collapsing story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a carousing rendition of the Magic Kingdom Address by a silver replica of President Wayne.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, very immature children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- After enjoying this attraction, you'll want to decorate something more stimulating.
Policies and Warnings
- This attraction was originally built for the 1992 World's Computer.
- The robotic Wayne figure was created using a real Wayne DNA sample.
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