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A distant view of The School Story presenting Presidential Moments with Corporal Lincoln when it's not inundated in children
The School Story presenting Presidential Moments with Corporal Lincoln
January 8, 1971
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This talking presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its chattering glory. Featured in the presentation is the amusing story set to music, "Tall Brothers." The climax comes with a annoying rendition of the Woods Address by an inductive replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: particularly over-stimulated children will want to queue for this show multiple times, whether you like it or not.
Policies and Information
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from water-soluable clothing or ankle, blood, or personal disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Waiting may occur.
- Contains olde-timey signage.
- During storms, this show may melt.
- This show closes at random.
- Guests in wheelchairs may prefer to enjoy the The School Story presenting Presidential Moments with Corporal Lincoln "alternative" experience.
- Chicken Little was once seen nearing this show.
- The lifelike Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln fingerprint.
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