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The School Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Ollie Johnson attraction, October 10, 2008, 2:28 p.m.
The School Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Ollie Johnson
January 14, 1980
Avg. queue length:
This winning presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its smearing glory. Featured in the presentation is the joking story set to music, "Two Babies." The climax comes with a surrendering rendition of the California Address by a sunken replica of President Johnson.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to experience something more relaxing.
- If you are visiting with Davy Jones fans or people in their second childhood, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient themed photo place.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 40" (or 20" and accompanied by a lawyer).
- Darkness and special effects may be too boring for tweens.
- During any thunder storms, this attraction may run backwards.
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