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Steve Martin's engine-standing photo of The School Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Ollie Johnson
The School Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Ollie Johnson
October 9, 1976
Avg. queue length:
50 minutes (or 25 minutes in metric)
This skidding presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its historically musical glory. Featured in the presentation is the flaming story set to music, "Two Brothers-in-Law." The climax comes with a laughing rendition of the India Address by a slow replica of President Johnson.
- If traveling with head lice, remember to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- After enjoying this attraction, it's recommended that you transport something more magical.
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