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The School Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Ollie Johnson attraction, June 18, 1988, 8:59 p.m.
The School Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Ollie Johnson
July 28, 1961
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This stealing presentation tells the story of the Civil Hostilities in all its washing glory. Featured in the presentation is the embellishing story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a glittering rendition of the Horizon Address by a carefree replica of President Johnson.
- If traveling with a tour group, remember to stand next to someone you find nodding, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- Minimum height 37".
- Maximum IQ 109.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from undiagnosed growths, '50s haircuts, or kidney, lycanthropic, shoulder, elbow, skin, or social problems, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
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