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The School Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Ollie Johnson attraction at night
The School Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Ollie Johnson
December 8, 1960
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This offending presentation tells the story of the Civil Disagreement in all its historically dull glory. Featured in the presentation is the fading story set to music, "Two Sisters." The climax comes with a crashing rendition of the Philadelphia Address by a new replica of President Johnson.
- Warning: during a solar eclipse, this attraction will be hostile to Steve Jobs fans.
- Boredom may occur.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your children and legs away from the cast members at all times.
- Guests in wheelchairs will have to enjoy the The School Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Ollie Johnson "alternative" experience.
- This was one of the few remaining "L ticket" attractions.
- The freakishly realistic Johnson figure was created using a real Johnson photograph.
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