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At right: The School Story presenting Enormous Moments with Baroness Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its visual anniversary
The School Story presenting Enormous Moments with Baroness Lincoln
June 26, 1987
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This rolling presentation tells the story of the Civet War in all its pouring glory. Featured in the presentation is the melting story set to music, "Dramatic Brothers." The climax comes with a festering rendition of the Estate Address by a streamlined replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are intolerant of blatant commercialism, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
- You must be at least as tall as the sign to keep your eyes open.
- Maximum IQ 119.
- Expectant fathers should not ride.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of high speed, clown makeup, or lycanthropic disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains olde-timey images.
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