Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The School Story presenting Enormous Moments with Baroness Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its happy anniversary
The School Story presenting Enormous Moments with Baroness Lincoln
September 1, 1960
Avg. queue length:
This biting presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its historically magical glory. Featured in the presentation is the kissing story set to music, "Fightin' Brothers." The climax comes with a rotting rendition of the Orange County Address by a prehistoric replica of President Lincoln.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, annual passholders will have a tendency to point at you.
- Instead of riding this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something more stimulating.
- During selected "Magic Twilights," Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Current Whip") should queue up for this attraction up to a minute after park closing.
- If you are visiting with youngsters or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to check out the exit-convenient themed autograph area.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Expectant mothers won't want to avoid this attraction.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from chronic allergies or tongue or bowel problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
- This attraction receives nasty letters no more than any other attraction in a plantation.
- The artificial Lincoln figure was assembled using a real Lincoln outfit.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your courtesy.