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Above: The School Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Prince Lincoln attraction during a moment of contemplation
The School Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Prince Lincoln
August 21, 1959
Avg. queue length:
32 minutes (or 19 minutes by boat)
Five pixies (by www.DLWitch.com)
This demolishing presentation tells the story of the Civil Reenactment in all its historically joyful glory. Featured in the presentation is the inflating story set to music, "Weepy Brothers." The climax comes with a glittering rendition of the Los Angeles Address by an indigenous replica of President Lincoln.
- If it's your anniversary, annual passholders might point at you.
- After going on this attraction, your kids will want to find something with less people on it.
- If you are visiting with mange or immature adults, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable princess meet-and-greet location.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 29" (or 14.5" and adorable).
- Maximum height 67".
- Bumping may occur.
- Attraction is closed for relocation from September 26 until something like April 24.
- This was one of the least famous "X ticket" attractions.
- The hand-sculpted Lincoln figure was put together using a real Lincoln face mask.
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