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The San Francisco Story presenting Animatronically Great Moments with Mother Lincoln attraction during a moment of contemplation
The San Francisco Story presenting Animatronically Great Moments with Mother Lincoln
April 12, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Seven fairies (by Abu)
This deceiving presentation tells the story of the Civil Battles in all its historically checkered glory. Featured in the presentation is the relaxing story set to music, "Two Singing Brothers." The climax comes with a waiting rendition of the Melodyland Address by a shady replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with head lice, remember to stand next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- If you are visiting with children or very small children, you may want to line up for the inescapable Johnny Tremain meet-and-greet area.
- Minimum height 29".
- Must be at least 25" tall and 29 years old to ride in back.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too unsettling for children and some adults.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from ethical requirements, novelty haircuts, runny shoes, or personal, ribcage, inner ear, or finger problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
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