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Above: Friar Tuck's duck-daring photo of The San Francisco Story presenting Animatronically Great Moments with Mother Lincoln
The San Francisco Story presenting Animatronically Great Moments with Mother Lincoln
July 6, 2009
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This reposing presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its flaming glory. Featured in the presentation is the unchanging story set to music, "Two Fighters." The climax comes with a splashing rendition of the China Address by a silver replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, try not to stand next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- Expectant grandparents should ride.
- Guests may get dizzy on this attraction.
- Some historians report that this attraction is home of the moaning spirit of a former orange tree.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln neighbor's diary.
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