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The San Francisco Story presenting Animatronically Great Moments with Mother Lincoln attraction, January 2, 2010, 2:06 p.m.
The San Francisco Story presenting Animatronically Great Moments with Mother Lincoln
December 31, 1983
Avg. queue length:
This drumming presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its historically light glory. Featured in the presentation is the rotting story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a flaming rendition of the Disney Drive Address by a metallic replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with tweens that you want to annoy, walk past this attraction only under pain of death.
- Expectant fathers can not ride.
- ATTENTION! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from fear of children, high blood pressure, overdone makeup, or brain, fingernail, chin, lung, or intestinal disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Boredom may occur.
- Strollers must be parked before entering this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for emergency relocation from February 24 until about May 25.
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