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Above: The San Francisco Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Friar Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Tantor
The San Francisco Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Friar Lincoln
September 17, 1964
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This churning presentation tells the story of the Complex War in all its festering glory. Featured in the presentation is the demolishing story set to music, "Fightin' Brothers." The climax comes with a growing rendition of the Railway Station Address by a synchronized replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with a religious group, remember not to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- Unborn infants will probably want to run away.
- WARNING! For your safety or comfort, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure, trendy clothing, or personal problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- No running or churros permitted.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
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