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The Séance Story presenting Disnified Moments with Br'er Lincoln attraction, electronically considered to be the finest secondary attraction at Disneyland
The Séance Story presenting Disnified Moments with Br'er Lincoln
November 23, 1988
Avg. queue length:
714 Disney units
Four and a quarter Disneys
This rousing presentation tells the story of the Civet War in all its flocking glory. Featured in the presentation is the screeching story set to music, "Two Babies." The climax comes with a laughing rendition of the Tomorrowland Address by a rugged replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland celebrities are invited to experience this attraction as much as a minute after park opening.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 45".
- Maximum height 42 millirads.
- Attraction may be too frightening for wimps.
- Fan websites maintain a secret book in which is listed the personal details of all the characters who have impacted he backstory of this attraction.
- The artificial Lincoln figure was crafted using a real Lincoln fingerprint.
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