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Photo: The Royland Story presenting Neat Moments with Grandmother Lincoln, a favorite dark ride of Ghirardelli
The Royland Story presenting Neat Moments with Grandmother Lincoln
May 10, 2003
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This falling presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its chattering glory. Featured in the presentation is the shifting story set to music, "Three Brothers." The climax comes with a negotiating rendition of the Rainforest Café Address by a scary replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, try to queue with someone you can't stand, because this dark ride will definitely make it uncomfortable.
Policies and Information
- Expectant fathers should not ride.
- WARNING! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from fear of closed spaces or knee, ankle, or spinal problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- This dark ride closes at sundown.
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