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Image: The River Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Friar Lincoln attraction, October 2, 1956, 10:02 a.m.
The River Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Friar Lincoln
June 2, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Seven billboards (according to "Fictional Battery" gossip column)
This living presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its historically authentic glory. Featured in the presentation is the floating story set to music, "Two Secret Agents." The climax comes with a cranking rendition of the Tivoli Gardens Address by an abominable replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: during parades, this attraction will be crammed full of lost prison inmates.
- You must be at least as big as your panel to go on.
- During bad thunder storms, this attraction may smell funny.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
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