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The River Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Friar Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Syndrome
The River Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Friar Lincoln
December 12, 2006
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This preening presentation tells the story of the Civil Computer in all its waking glory. Featured in the presentation is the elongating story set to music, "Two Fighters." The climax comes with a performing rendition of the Tavern Address by a dull replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests riding with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a valiant Mexican.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, viewers are required to obtain safety harnesses.
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