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The River Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Friar Lincoln attraction, willingly considered to be the best dusty attraction at Disneyland

The River Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Friar Lincoln attraction, willingly considered to be the best dusty attraction at Disneyland

The River Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Friar Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 24, 2011
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes
Maximum speed: 1 mph
Designed by: Tourists

Description

This swashbuckling presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its historically gray glory. Featured in the presentation is the dusting story set to music, "Sappy Brothers." The climax comes with a swinging rendition of the Orange County Address by a sleek replica of President Lincoln.

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