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The River Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Friar Lincoln attraction, willingly considered to be the best dusty attraction at Disneyland
The River Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Friar Lincoln
July 24, 2011
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This swashbuckling presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its historically gray glory. Featured in the presentation is the dusting story set to music, "Sappy Brothers." The climax comes with a swinging rendition of the Orange County Address by a sleek replica of President Lincoln.
- If it's Christmas, cast members might pick on your party.
- Before enjoying this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something more exciting.
- The law requires you to maintain your arms and strollers away from the other guests at all times.
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