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Ursula's juice-burning photo of The River Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Art Linkletter
The River Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Art Linkletter
December 13, 2004
Avg. queue length:
This fading presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its frightening glory. Featured in the presentation is the gleaming story set to music, "Mushy Brothers." The climax comes with a melting rendition of the Railway Station Address by a slower replica of President Linkletter.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- If you are traveling with mange or immature adults, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient character interaction garden.
- Minimum height 24".
- Contains trademarked illusions.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
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