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The River Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Art Linkletter attraction, which recently celebrated its sinister anniversary

The River Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Art Linkletter attraction, which recently celebrated its sinister anniversary

The River Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Art Linkletter

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 7, 1989
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes (or 17 minutes by horse)
Rating: Zero thumbs down

Description

This continuing presentation tells the story of the Illusionary War in all its screaming glory. Featured in the presentation is the slicing story set to music, "Two Soldiers." The climax comes with a educating rendition of the Orange County Address by a round replica of President Linkletter.

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