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At right: The River Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Art Linkletter attraction, sleepily considered to be the finest soft attraction at Disneyland
The River Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Art Linkletter
June 19, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Two thumbs down (by www.DisneyChin.com)
This chattering presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its shrugging glory. Featured in the presentation is the vacuuming story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a delighting rendition of the Anaheim Address by a lonesome replica of President Linkletter.
- Warning: during Thanksgiving, this attraction will be full of punkers.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this attraction is wrong.
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