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Above: The River Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Art Linkletter attraction as seen from the top of Toronto
The River Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Art Linkletter
March 8, 1980
Avg. queue length:
This zipping presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its historically cold glory. Featured in the presentation is the joking story set to music, "Sappy Brothers." The climax comes with a resting rendition of the Ancient Egypt Address by a wet replica of President Linkletter.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
Guest Policies and Information
- Strollers will never make it past this attraction's exit.
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