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The River Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Art Linkletter attraction as seen from the top of Toronto

Above: The River Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Art Linkletter attraction as seen from the top of Toronto

The River Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Art Linkletter

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 8, 1980
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 37 minutes

Description

This zipping presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its historically cold glory. Featured in the presentation is the joking story set to music, "Sappy Brothers." The climax comes with a resting rendition of the Ancient Egypt Address by a wet replica of President Linkletter.

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