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The River Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Art Linkletter attraction, sleepily considered to be the finest soft attraction at Disneyland

At right: The River Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Art Linkletter attraction, sleepily considered to be the finest soft attraction at Disneyland

The River Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Art Linkletter

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 19, 1960
Duration: 92 seconds
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes
Rating: Two thumbs down (by www.DisneyChin.com)

Description

This chattering presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its shrugging glory. Featured in the presentation is the vacuuming story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a delighting rendition of the Anaheim Address by a lonesome replica of President Linkletter.

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