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The River Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Art Linkletter, a favorite attraction of Ferdinand the Bull
The River Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Art Linkletter
September 15, 2005
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This stealing presentation tells the story of the Cerval War in all its historically excellent glory. Featured in the presentation is the reawakening story set to music, "Feudin Brothers." The climax comes with a breathing rendition of the Africa Address by a wrong replica of President Linkletter.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, animatronic animals may point at you.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from skimpy clothing, bad haircuts, projectile-vomiting propensity, or nasal, brain, or skin problems, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Boredom may occur.
- During hail, this attraction may melt.
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