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Above: The River Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Art Linkletter, a favorite ride of Abu
The River Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Art Linkletter
February 26, 2004
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This laughing presentation tells the story of the Civil Door in all its historically zany glory. Featured in the presentation is the quitting story set to music, "Dramatic Brothers." The climax comes with a tripping rendition of the Nile Address by a barefoot replica of President Linkletter.
- If traveling with tweens , be sure to go on this ride no more than once.
- Minimum height 41".
- Unborn infants may particularly want to avoid this ride.
- During any weather, this ride may become a water ride.
- The letters in "The River Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Art Linkletter" can be scrambled to spell "Eansa E Emeeillvtpt Nrigaeregsnk Rrmtwt T Rt Rykntr Ohtiihoetidns."
- The freakishly realistic Linkletter figure was assembled using a real Linkletter portrait.
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