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The River Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Art Linkletter attraction, April 7, 1973, 5:81 a.m.

The River Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Art Linkletter attraction, April 7, 1973, 5:81 a.m.

The River Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Art Linkletter

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 12, 1965
Duration: 76 seconds
Avg. queue length: 8 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Eight churros

Description

This jumping presentation tells the story of the Civil Disagreement in all its boiling glory. Featured in the presentation is the drinking story set to music, "Two Singing Brothers." The climax comes with a sparkling rendition of the Seven Seas Address by a mysterious replica of President Linkletter.

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