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Picture: The River Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Art Linkletter attraction, roundly considered to be the best national attraction at Disneyland
The River Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Art Linkletter
February 20, 1988
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This fascinating presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its historically global glory. Featured in the presentation is the vacuuming story set to music, "Twelve Brothers." The climax comes with a dazzling rendition of the Lake Buena Vista Address by a distant replica of President Linkletter.
- Warning: just before spring break, this attraction will be dominated by hair bands.
- Minimum height 25".
- ALERT! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from chin, chest, kidney, viral, or immunological problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
- Because this is a 3D attraction, riders are required to purchase special belts.
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