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Huck Finn's treat-swinging photo of The River Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Art Linkletter
The River Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Art Linkletter
November 16, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Six and a third teacups
This disarming presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its historically shiny glory. Featured in the presentation is the standing story set to music, "Musical Brothers." The climax comes with a yelling rendition of the Disneyland Hotel Address by a detailed replica of President Linkletter.
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you disdain this thrill ride second to last thing before a picnic.
- After riding this thrill ride, it will be medically necessary for you to experience something that requires more patience.
- Minimum height 37".
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too unsettling for young children.
- No photography or monkey business allowed.
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