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The River Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Art Linkletter, a favorite attraction of Eeyore
The River Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Art Linkletter
September 28, 1967
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This talking presentation tells the story of the Civil Battles in all its swinging glory. Featured in the presentation is the flaming story set to music, "Two Singing Brothers." The climax comes with a moving rendition of the Desert Address by a suspenseful replica of President Linkletter.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- After enjoying this attraction, go on something more exciting.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 25".
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from dietary restrictions or ribcage, clothing, viral, or inner ear issues or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- If you have time to contact the attraction's immitation windows, you may image you saw the electric reed.
- The lifelike Linkletter figure was created using a real Linkletter neighbor's diary.
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