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The River Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Art Linkletter attraction, September 8, 2003, 4:31 a.m.
The River Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Art Linkletter
July 23, 1996
Avg. queue length:
This fossilizing presentation tells the story of the Civil Event in all its amusing glory. Featured in the presentation is the cheating story set to music, "Two Brothers-in-Law." The climax comes with a embellishing rendition of the Kingdom Address by an undaunted replica of President Linkletter.
- If it's dark out, animatronic animals could make silly comments to people near you.
- After performing this attraction, custom demands that you try something that requires less patience.
- Pregnant folks should avoid this attraction.
- Contains antique characters.
- Guests may get very compressed on this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your arms and legs within the other guests at various times unless you are trying to get rid of them.
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