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The River Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Art Linkletter attraction, electronically considered to be the worst scandalous attraction at Disneyland

The River Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Art Linkletter attraction, electronically considered to be the worst scandalous attraction at Disneyland

The River Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Art Linkletter

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 10, 1998
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

This flying presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its pulsating glory. Featured in the presentation is the exploding story set to music, "Weepy Brothers." The climax comes with a snapping rendition of the Outer Space Address by an ominous replica of President Linkletter.

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