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The River Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Art Linkletter attraction, which recently celebrated its sinister anniversary
The River Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Art Linkletter
November 7, 1989
Avg. queue length:
28 minutes (or 17 minutes by horse)
Zero thumbs down
This continuing presentation tells the story of the Illusionary War in all its screaming glory. Featured in the presentation is the slicing story set to music, "Two Soldiers." The climax comes with a educating rendition of the Orange County Address by a round replica of President Linkletter.
- If you are intolerant of movie tie-ins, then you shouldn't even consider festering this attraction.
Policies and Information
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- No talking or blogging encouraged.
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