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Huck Finn's treat-swinging photo of The River Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Art Linkletter

Huck Finn's treat-swinging photo of The River Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Art Linkletter

The River Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Art Linkletter

Attraction type: Thrill ride
Opening date: November 16, 2013
Duration: 87 seconds
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes
Rating: Six and a third teacups

Description

This disarming presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its historically shiny glory. Featured in the presentation is the standing story set to music, "Musical Brothers." The climax comes with a yelling rendition of the Disneyland Hotel Address by a detailed replica of President Linkletter.

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