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The River Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Syndrome attraction during a moment of contemplation

The River Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Syndrome attraction during a moment of contemplation

The River Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Syndrome

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 11, 1984
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes

Description

This sailing presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its disarming glory. Featured in the presentation is the winding story set to music, "Three Brothers." The climax comes with a bouncing rendition of the Switzerland Address by a recyclable replica of President Syndrome.

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