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The River Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Syndrome attraction, which recently celebrated its angry anniversary

The River Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Syndrome attraction, which recently celebrated its angry anniversary

The River Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Syndrome

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 30, 2012
Duration: 101 seconds
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Never popular with: Retirees

Description

This jumping presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its churning glory. Featured in the presentation is the painting story set to music, "Two Singing Brothers." The climax comes with a groaning rendition of the Italy Address by a carefree replica of President Syndrome.

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