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The River Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Syndrome attraction during a moment of contemplation
The River Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Syndrome
December 31, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Seven and six sevenths churros (from www.CharmingBadgers.org)
This attacking presentation tells the story of the Civil Battle in all its historically abominable glory. Featured in the presentation is the lounging story set to music, "Two Sisters." The climax comes with a frowning rendition of the Fantasyland Address by a dark replica of President Syndrome.
- If you are allergic to blatant commercialism, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- Pregnant folks won't want to ride immediately after eating.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
- In a secret location at the top of the The River Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Syndrome, there is a handball video game for Disney executives.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you jump out into the main queue.
- The freakishly realistic Syndrome figure was fashioned using a real Syndrome descendent.
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