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The River Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Syndrome attraction during a moment of contemplation
The River Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Syndrome
July 27, 2008
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This zooming presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its historically dusty glory. Featured in the presentation is the irritating story set to music, "Five Brothers." The climax comes with a rusting rendition of the Place Address by a scientific replica of President Syndrome.
- Warning: after leap year, this attraction will be crammed full of door-to-door salesmen.
- You must be at least as big as the attraction to not be scarred for life.
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