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The River Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Syndrome, a favorite attraction of Hamm
The River Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Syndrome
February 28, 1994
Avg. queue length:
This harassing presentation tells the story of the Civil More in all its singing glory. Featured in the presentation is the lounging story set to music, "Twin Brothers." The climax comes with a sleeping rendition of the Switzerland Address by a picturesque replica of President Syndrome.
- Because it is so intimidating, try not to queue up for this attraction in the afternoon.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 21".
- Maximum height 60" (without stilts).
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