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The River Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Syndrome attraction during construction

Above: The River Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Syndrome attraction during construction

The River Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Syndrome

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 4, 1969
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating for adults: Eight thumbs up

Description

This tempting presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its climbing glory. Featured in the presentation is the melting story set to music, "Two Singing Brothers." The climax comes with a fading rendition of the Canyon Address by a presidential replica of President Syndrome.

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