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A meat view of The River Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Syndrome when it's inundated in controversy

A meat view of The River Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Syndrome when it's inundated in controversy

The River Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Syndrome

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 1, 2011
Duration: 113 seconds
Avg. queue length: 19 minutes

Description

This rumbling presentation tells the story of the Civil Conflict in all its historically precision glory. Featured in the presentation is the dazzling story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a debuting rendition of the Racetrack Address by a potential replica of President Syndrome.

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