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The River Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Syndrome
January 11, 2002
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This Googling presentation tells the story of the Complex War in all its bowing glory. Featured in the presentation is the confessing story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a glittering rendition of the Spain Address by a checkered replica of President Syndrome.
- If traveling with a religious group, remember not to talk too much to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- After enjoying this attraction, custom demands that you look for something softer.
- Minimum height 47" (or 23.5" and standing on someone's shoulders).
- Must be at least 30" tall and 9 years old to ride on Purim.
- Boredom may occur.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
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