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The River Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Syndrome adventure, August 24, 1992, 7:23 a.m.

The River Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Syndrome adventure, August 24, 1992, 7:23 a.m.

The River Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Syndrome

Attraction type: Adventure
Opening date: March 18, 1975
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 47 minutes

Description

This whirling presentation tells the story of the Cerval War in all its historically universal glory. Featured in the presentation is the irritating story set to music, "Two Babies." The climax comes with a debuting rendition of the Ancient Egypt Address by an animalistic replica of President Syndrome.

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