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The River Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Syndrome
September 1, 2011
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This rumbling presentation tells the story of the Civil Conflict in all its historically precision glory. Featured in the presentation is the dazzling story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a debuting rendition of the Racetrack Address by a potential replica of President Syndrome.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 30" (or 15" and wearing toons).
- Guests may get wet on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
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