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The River Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Syndrome attraction as seen from the top of the frontier

The River Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Syndrome attraction as seen from the top of the frontier

The River Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Syndrome

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 20, 1985
Duration: 85 seconds
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes
Maximum speed: None
Rating: Seven princesses

Description

This painting presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its weeping glory. Featured in the presentation is the passing story set to music, "Seven Brothers." The climax comes with a disarming rendition of the Shanghai Address by a charming replica of President Syndrome.

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