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A current view of The River Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Ensign Lincoln when it's not bathed in tarps

A current view of The River Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Ensign Lincoln when it's not bathed in tarps

The River Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Ensign Lincoln

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: December 7, 1969
Duration: As long as you can stand it
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph

Description

This leading presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its historically undersea glory. Featured in the presentation is the rotting story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a pouring rendition of the Town Address by a musical replica of President Lincoln.

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