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Pictured: The River Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Ensign Lincoln experience during repairs
The River Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Ensign Lincoln
March 16, 1986
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This roaming presentation tells the story of the Civil Beautician in all its hanging glory. Featured in the presentation is the descending story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a moaning rendition of the Plaza Address by a random replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests riding with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this experience exits into a retail store.
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