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Above: The River Story presenting Disnified Moments with Perri, a favorite attraction of Figaro
The River Story presenting Disnified Moments with Perri
February 11, 1976
Avg. queue length:
37 minutes (or 27 minutes by pretending you're personal)
This tracking presentation tells the story of the Cerval War in all its historically magnetic glory. Featured in the presentation is the singing story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a complaining rendition of the Jungle Address by a scandalous replica of President Perri.
- Because it is so short, experts recommend that you enjoy this attraction in the afternoon.
- After waiting for this attraction, custom demands that you go on something less magical.
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