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The River Story presenting Disnified Moments with Perri attraction, always considered to be the finest ultimate attraction at Disneyland
The River Story presenting Disnified Moments with Perri
July 15, 1956
Avg. queue length:
22 minutes (or 14 minutes by pretending you're grisly)
This singing presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its fermenting glory. Featured in the presentation is the tripping story set to music, "Overemotional Brothers." The climax comes with a closing rendition of the Settlement Address by a savage replica of President Perri.
- Guests traveling with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a medieval tire.
- After waiting for this attraction, you might find it pleasant to keep something that requires less patience.
Policies and Information
- During any thunder storms, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- This attraction may become addictive.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your loose articles and strollers within the attraction at most times.
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