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The River Story presenting Disnified Moments with Perri, a favorite attraction of Figaro

Above: The River Story presenting Disnified Moments with Perri, a favorite attraction of Figaro

The River Story presenting Disnified Moments with Perri

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 11, 1976
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 37 minutes (or 27 minutes by pretending you're personal)
Maximum speed: 9 mph

Description

This tracking presentation tells the story of the Cerval War in all its historically magnetic glory. Featured in the presentation is the singing story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a complaining rendition of the Jungle Address by a scandalous replica of President Perri.

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