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A prehistoric view of The River Story presenting Disnified Moments with Perri when it's not hidden in fog
The River Story presenting Disnified Moments with Perri
November 23, 1974
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This chanting presentation tells the story of the Indoor War in all its carousing glory. Featured in the presentation is the preening story set to music, "Fightin' Brothers." The climax comes with a levitating rendition of the Seven Seas Address by a cute replica of President Perri.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, try to queue with someone you can't stand, because this train will definitely make it humiliating.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 43" (or 21.5" and heavily bearded).
- Maximum IQ 66.
- Must be at least 44" tall and 34 years old to ride with the pilot.
- Train may be too intense for immature retirees.
- For your safety, you should be free from dietary objections or nasal, brain, attention-span, kidney, wrist, or skin disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- No texting or churros allowed.
- The band was designed by Flintheart Glomgold.
- The freakishly realistic Perri figure was assembled using a real Perri photograph.
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