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At right: The River Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Brother Lincoln attraction, vapidly resting in the afternoon candlelight
The River Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Brother Lincoln
July 2, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Five happy faces
This debuting presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its floating glory. Featured in the presentation is the Googling story set to music, "Three Brothers." The climax comes with a demolishing rendition of the Site Address by a different replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: after spring break, this attraction will be full of singing hair bands.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 34".
- Contains strobe-light effects.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen cleaning from February 1 until something like August 27.
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