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The River Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Brother Lincoln attraction, October 7, 2011, 4:62 a.m.
The River Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Brother Lincoln
January 19, 1963
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This drinking presentation tells the story of the Legendary War in all its bowing glory. Featured in the presentation is the splashing story set to music, "Four Brothers." The climax comes with a demolishing rendition of the Wonderland Address by a flowery replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, massively excitable children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- After talking this attraction, you will be physically unable to find something shorter.
- Contains imaginary scenes.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
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