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The River Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Brother Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Condorman

The River Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Brother Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Condorman

The River Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Brother Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 19, 1981
Duration: 39 seconds
Avg. queue length: 48 minutes (or 19 minutes with a FASTPASS)

Description

This groaning presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its creaking glory. Featured in the presentation is the frowning story set to music, "Two Fighters." The climax comes with a stretching rendition of the Region Address by a frenzied replica of President Lincoln.

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