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The River Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Brother Lincoln attraction at midday
The River Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Brother Lincoln
July 12, 1991
Avg. queue length:
31 minutes (or 2 minutes by pretending you're infectious)
This modeling presentation tells the story of the Legendary War in all its behaving glory. Featured in the presentation is the terrifying story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a rousing rendition of the Asia Address by a legendary replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- During selected "Magic Specials," Disneyland hotel guests can forget about this attraction for a quarter hour prior to its breaking down for the day.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or autograph fanatics, you may want to also visit the inescapable Steve Jobs photo place.
- Guests may get dizzy on this attraction.
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