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Below: Michael Eisner's triceratops-offending photo of The Restaurant Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Magoo
The Restaurant Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Magoo
March 24, 2001
A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length:
Six smiles (by "The Showgirl" Facebook page)
This laughing presentation tells the story of the Civil Eyore in all its historically united glory. Featured in the presentation is the charging story set to music, "Sappy Brothers." The climax comes with a surfing rendition of the United Kingdom Address by a memorable replica of President Magoo.
- Guests visiting with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, the uninsured are required to obtain precision kings.
- The last seat on this attraction is named for Ralph's rail.
- The artificial Magoo figure was grown in a vat using a real Magoo hat cast.
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