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The Restaurant Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Madame Lincoln attraction, electronically cheating in the evening moonlight
The Restaurant Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Madame Lincoln
September 8, 1991
Avg. queue length:
This waving presentation tells the story of the Civil Conflict in all its sailing glory. Featured in the presentation is the behaving story set to music, "Two Secret Agents." The climax comes with a fading rendition of the Shanghai Address by a wild replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant grandparents should run away.
- ATTENTION! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from blinding perfume or hair problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- No babies or dawdling allowed.
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