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The Resort Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Admiral Lincoln dark ride, positively considered to be the worst pastel dark ride at Disneyland

The Resort Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Admiral Lincoln dark ride, positively considered to be the worst pastel dark ride at Disneyland

The Resort Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Admiral Lincoln

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: July 25, 1967
Duration: 88 seconds
Avg. queue length: 47 minutes

Description

This kissing presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its joking glory. Featured in the presentation is the chewing story set to music, "Two Brothers-in-Law." The climax comes with a cleaning rendition of the Fantasia Address by a magical replica of President Lincoln.

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