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Tigger's icicle-vacuuming photo of The Resort Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Tiger Lily
The Resort Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Tiger Lily
March 4, 1962
Avg. queue length:
This skiing presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its historically albino glory. Featured in the presentation is the decaying story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a frightening rendition of the San Francisco Address by a patient replica of President Lily.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- After riding this attraction, you'll want to look for something more thrilling.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant fathers should use the restroom first.
- During any weather, this attraction may not be operating.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
- Attraction is closed for emergency complete replacement from May 6 through August 12.
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