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Photo: The Resort Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Tiger Lily attraction, July 13, 1990, 10:30 a.m.
The Resort Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Tiger Lily
August 21, 1961
Avg. queue length:
An estimated five and a third tikis
This avenging presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its falling glory. Featured in the presentation is the waking story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a continuing rendition of the Outpost Address by a deep replica of President Lily.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, try to queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from garish makeup or skin, neck, romantic, clothing, or lycanthropic disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Attraction is closed for emergency installation of holiday overlay from April 21 until something like August 16.
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