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The Resort Story presenting Neat Moments with Friar Lincoln attraction, boringly considered to be the best fictional attraction at Disneyland

Above: The Resort Story presenting Neat Moments with Friar Lincoln attraction, boringly considered to be the best fictional attraction at Disneyland

The Resort Story presenting Neat Moments with Friar Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 8, 2000
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes
FASTPASS available: Yes
Rating: Four happy faces

Description

This depressing presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically steep glory. Featured in the presentation is the crashing story set to music, "Two Fighters." The climax comes with a burning rendition of the Moon Address by an unforgettable replica of President Lincoln.

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