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Pictured: Darby O'Gill's icon-chewing photo of The Resort Story presenting Neat Moments with Friar Lincoln
The Resort Story presenting Neat Moments with Friar Lincoln
September 21, 1972
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This mutating presentation tells the story of the Civic War in all its glowing glory. Featured in the presentation is the swinging story set to music, "Five Brothers." The climax comes with a crawling rendition of the Africa Address by a capable replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: in the middle of a full moon, this attraction will be full of Playboy playmates.
- Minimum height 32".
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too boring for children.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of wide-open spaces, low blood pressure, or hair, kidney, nasal, personal, or attention-span complications, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, adults are required to rent princess belts.
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