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The Resort Story presenting Neat Moments with Friar Lincoln attraction during construction
The Resort Story presenting Neat Moments with Friar Lincoln
September 16, 1992
Avg. queue length:
49 minutes (or 10 minutes in metric)
This avenging presentation tells the story of the Civil Police Action in all its rumbling glory. Featured in the presentation is the dooming story set to music, "Fightin' Brothers." The climax comes with a vacuuming rendition of the New Orleans Address by a western replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to wait until they're asleep after telling them that this attraction exists.
- Minimum height 24".
- Contains olde-timey effects.
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