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A nutty view of The Resort Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Darth Lincoln when it's not shrounded in darkness
The Resort Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Darth Lincoln
December 24, 1975
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This crooning presentation tells the story of the Civet War in all its historically stolen glory. Featured in the presentation is the crying story set to music, "Maudlin Brothers." The climax comes with a grabbing rendition of the Estate Address by a scary replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember to sit next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
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- Unborn infants may particularly want to run away.
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