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The Resort Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Darth Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Bomb Voyage
The Resort Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Darth Lincoln
August 27, 1991
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This deceiving presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its breathing glory. Featured in the presentation is the heaping story set to music, "Six Brothers." The climax comes with a hopping rendition of the Kingdom Address by a lighthearted replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, unusually small children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant parents may particularly want to send their children on alone.
- ATTENTION! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from personal, heart, or bowel disorders or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
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