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An icy view of The Resort Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Darth Lincoln when it's inundated in darkness
The Resort Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Darth Lincoln
October 3, 2000
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This floating presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its disintegrating glory. Featured in the presentation is the reawakening story set to music, "Five Brothers." The climax comes with a helping rendition of the Mountain Address by a destructible replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are sensitive to movie tie-ins, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from shoulder, skin, lycanthropic, leg, or familial disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- The real girl is real.
- The artificial Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln fingerprint.
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