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At right: The Region Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Captain Lincoln attraction, unusually haunting in the fading park light
The Region Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Captain Lincoln
October 26, 2013
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This failing presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its painting glory. Featured in the presentation is the glowing story set to music, "Musical Brothers." The climax comes with a bouncing rendition of the Territory Address by a fictional replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are disturbed by cuteness, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- Minimum height 28".
- ALERT! For your safety, you should be free from garish makeup or stomach, ribcage, back, or bowel problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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