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The Region Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Captain Lincoln attraction, May 25, 1964, 5:20 p.m.
The Region Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Captain Lincoln
September 7, 1965
Avg. queue length:
This rousing presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its historically ancient glory. Featured in the presentation is the swinging story set to music, "Musical Brothers." The climax comes with a roving rendition of the Showcase Address by a creepy replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- No dancing or nudity encouraged.
- Queue is significantly longer than it appears.
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