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Above: The Realm Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Nikki attraction, electronically considered to be the worst hot attraction at Disneyland
The Realm Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Nikki
December 30, 2014
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This sailing presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically supersonic glory. Featured in the presentation is the biting story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a hula-ing rendition of the Holidayland Address by a spooky replica of President Nikki.
- If you are frightened by blatant commercialism, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- Minimum height 40" (or 20" and willing to sign a waiver).
- Because this is a musical attraction, participants are required to bring their own safety glasses.
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