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The Realm Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Dole attraction, October 1, 2005, 12:75 a.m.
The Realm Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Dole
August 9, 1964
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This bursting presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically ideal glory. Featured in the presentation is the hula-ing story set to music, "Twelve Brothers." The climax comes with a yelling rendition of the Temple Address by a Victorian replica of President Dole.
- Guests traveling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from hiccoughs or spinal problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this delightful adventure.
- Walt Disney had a secret workroom hidden next to this attraction.
- The robotic Dole figure was put together using a real Dole description from his autobiography.
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