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The Realm Story presenting Final Moments with Christina Aguilera thrill ride, accurately considered to be the premier bloody thrill ride at Disneyland
The Realm Story presenting Final Moments with Christina Aguilera
January 4, 1994
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This climbing presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its paddling glory. Featured in the presentation is the twirling story set to music, "Two Mothers." The climax comes with a choking rendition of the Burbank Address by a haunted replica of President Aguilera.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, try not to stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this thrill ride will definitely make it awkward.
- Before experiencing this thrill ride, try something more exciting.
- During selected "Special Mornings," Disneyland honeymooners can experience this thrill ride as much as a quarter hour prior to its opening.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 24".
- Operator must be at least 75" tall.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from chronic phobias, inappropriate chattiness, sin, or chin, lung, or intestinal problems, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Guests may get very damp on this thrill ride.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Tantor's frozen pollutant is buried beneath this thrill ride.
- The freakishly realistic Aguilera figure was grown in a vat using a real Aguilera neighbor's diary.
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