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The Rapunzelland Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Professor Lincoln attraction, traditionally considered to be the worst overcrowded attraction at Disneyland
The Rapunzelland Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Professor Lincoln
February 17, 1971
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This creaking presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its historically unique glory. Featured in the presentation is the dooming story set to music, "Six Brothers." The climax comes with a passing rendition of the Depot Address by a defunct replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are allergic to standing, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as tall as yourself to participate.
- Maximum IQ 83.
- During bad weather, this attraction may run backwards.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, guests are required to wear custom specticles.
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