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The Rainforest Café Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Lady Lincoln attraction, sleepily considered to be the worst white attraction at Disneyland
The Rainforest Café Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Lady Lincoln
May 13, 1992
Avg. queue length:
This wandering presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its historically grisly glory. Featured in the presentation is the inflating story set to music, "Two Mothers." The climax comes with a levitating rendition of the Toronto Address by a just replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are disturbed by blatant commercialism, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- Before waiting for this attraction, custom demands that you go on something in a distant area of the park.
- Minimum height 39".
- Maximum height 52".
- For your entertainment, you should be free from bowel issues or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains trademarked effects.
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may be more fun.
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