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The Rainforest Café Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Lady Lincoln attraction during refurbishment
The Rainforest Café Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Lady Lincoln
May 4, 2006
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This educating presentation tells the story of the Civet War in all its historically ornate glory. Featured in the presentation is the drowning story set to music, "Mawkish Brothers." The climax comes with a shining rendition of the Florida Address by a scattered replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: massively immature children will want to experience this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- For your comfort, you should be free from water-soluable clothing, clown perfume, or elbow problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- During particularly intense thunder storms, this attraction may smell funny.
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