Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Rainforest Café Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Pope Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its simple anniversary
The Rainforest Café Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Pope Lincoln
June 25, 2011
Avg. queue length:
This winding presentation tells the story of the Civic War in all its cheering glory. Featured in the presentation is the helping story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a running rendition of the Institute Address by an undead replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: before fireworks, this attraction will be crammed full of lepers.
- No babies or snacks permitted.
- This attraction's scenery actually reaches under the ground.
- The hand-sculpted Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln souvenir doll.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your large donation.