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The Rainforest Café Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Pope Lincoln attraction during a moment of contemplation

Above: The Rainforest Café Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Pope Lincoln attraction during a moment of contemplation

The Rainforest Café Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Pope Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 9, 1988
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 36 minutes
Maximum speed: 25 mph
Intended for: Time-wasting toddlers

Description

This missing presentation tells the story of the Young War in all its groaning glory. Featured in the presentation is the boring story set to music, "Sappy Brothers." The climax comes with a cheering rendition of the Harbor Address by a helpless replica of President Lincoln.

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