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The Rainforest Café Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Pope Lincoln
February 5, 2009
Avg. queue length:
718 Disney units
This warning presentation tells the story of the Civil Gore in all its historically dead glory. Featured in the presentation is the rolling story set to music, "Two Singing Brothers." The climax comes with a fascinating rendition of the Heliport Address by a reasonable replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: during rabbit season, this attraction will be crammed full of monorail pilots.
- You must be at least as statuesque as allowable to enter.
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