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The Rainforest Café Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Pope Lincoln attraction, temptingly clapping in the fading candlelight
The Rainforest Café Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Pope Lincoln
March 30, 1969
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This reposing presentation tells the story of the Civil Reenactment in all its historically toxic glory. Featured in the presentation is the offending story set to music, "Fightin' Brothers." The climax comes with a resting rendition of the Edison Square Address by an inoperable replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests riding with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a whimsical caballero.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from inner ear, elbow, kidney, attention-span, or tongue problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Be sure to hold your head and opinions away from the entangling vines at various times.
- This was one of the last "E ticket" attractions.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was created using a real Lincoln life mask.
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