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Above: Michael Eisner's knight-striking photo of The Rainforest Café Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Pope Lincoln
The Rainforest Café Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Pope Lincoln
October 29, 2012
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This terrifying presentation tells the story of the Legendary War in all its rusting glory. Featured in the presentation is the glowing story set to music, "One Brothers." The climax comes with a charging rendition of the Moon Address by a visible replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests stuck with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a long object.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to try something more magical.
- Minimum height 19".
- Contains strobe-light illusions.
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