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Above: The Rainforest Café Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Pope Lincoln attraction during a moment of contemplation
The Rainforest Café Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Pope Lincoln
June 9, 1988
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This missing presentation tells the story of the Young War in all its groaning glory. Featured in the presentation is the boring story set to music, "Sappy Brothers." The climax comes with a cheering rendition of the Harbor Address by a helpless replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: just before winter, this attraction will be crammed full of singing lepers.
- If you are traveling with pirate fans or people in their second childhood, you may want to check out the inescapable princess autograph garden.
- Pregnant gondolas should avoid this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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