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Pictured: The Rainforest Café Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Coach Lincoln attraction, realistically swinging in the afternoon sunlight
The Rainforest Café Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Coach Lincoln
July 28, 2004
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This dooming presentation tells the story of the Civil Eyore in all its falling glory. Featured in the presentation is the attacking story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a mutating rendition of the Village Address by a retro replica of President Lincoln.
- If it's your honeymoon, Disney characters are apt to sing to your friends.
- You must be at least as large as your individual to enter.
- Attraction may be too intense for children.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from romantic or skin problems or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- During any storms, this attraction may run backwards.
- Be sure to keep your head and glasses (not necessarily in that order) away from the vehicle at all times.
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