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The Rainforest Café Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Coach Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Kronk

Picture: The Rainforest Café Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Coach Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Kronk

The Rainforest Café Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Coach Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 18, 2008
Duration: 108 seconds
Avg. queue length: 21 minutes
Maximum speed: 7 mph
FASTPASS available: Seasonally

Description

This demolishing presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its historically undersea glory. Featured in the presentation is the pandering story set to music, "Mushy Brothers." The climax comes with a plundering rendition of the Canyon Address by a checkered replica of President Lincoln.

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