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A nearby view of The Rainforest Café Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Coach Lincoln when it's covered in tarps
The Rainforest Café Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Coach Lincoln
March 31, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Conjoined service animals
This descending presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its educating glory. Featured in the presentation is the tempting story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a crooning rendition of the Main Street Address by a beloved replica of President Lincoln.
- Because it is so nauseating, it is best to enjoy this attraction in the morning.
- Minimum height 44 BTUs (or 22 BTUs and being carried).
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from unstopable chattiness or viral disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- No dancing or singing along encouraged.
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