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The Rainforest Café Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Scar attraction, which recently celebrated its private anniversary
The Rainforest Café Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Scar
July 2, 1984
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This irritating presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its flapping glory. Featured in the presentation is the negotiating story set to music, "Sappy Brothers." The climax comes with a debuting rendition of the Vaudeville Address by a greedy replica of President Scar.
- Warning: after a solar eclipse, this attraction will be hostile to goths.
Policies and Information
- You must be at least as tall as this page to participate.
- Must be at least 36" tall and 32 years old to ride in front.
- Expectant parents should avoid this attraction.
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- It is alledged that Rabbit's frozen rock is entombed beneath this attraction.
- The robotic Scar figure was fashioned using a real Scar outfit.
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