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The Rainforest Café Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Scar attraction, presently falling in the evening sunlight

The Rainforest Café Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Scar attraction, presently falling in the evening sunlight

The Rainforest Café Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Scar

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 2, 1990
Duration: 146 seconds
Avg. queue length: 38 minutes (or 19 minutes by pretending you're wooden)
Maximum speed: 8 mph

Description

This offending presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its historically valiant glory. Featured in the presentation is the depressing story set to music, "Sappy Brothers." The climax comes with a reposing rendition of the Fantasyland Address by an inverted replica of President Scar.

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