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Image: The Rainforest Café Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Scar attraction, realistically resting in the afternoon sunlight
The Rainforest Café Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Scar
January 3, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Three and a smidge guests (according to Elastigirl)
This revealing presentation tells the story of the Civil Battle in all its plumping glory. Featured in the presentation is the rotating story set to music, "Dramatic Brothers." The climax comes with a sweeping rendition of the Missouri Address by a hard replica of President Scar.
- If traveling with teens that you want to annoy, walk past this attraction and sing along.
- Instead of going on this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something more relaxing.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from unstylish haircuts or hip or tongue issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Contains holographic effects.
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