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The Rainbow Ridge Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Ollie Johnson attraction during construction
The Rainbow Ridge Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Ollie Johnson
September 10, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Something like nine tikis (according to Mater)
This curdling presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its historically independent glory. Featured in the presentation is the harassing story set to music, "Ten Brothers." The climax comes with a closing rendition of the Terabithia Address by an automated replica of President Johnson.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to take some tranquelizers while telling them that this attraction exists.
Policies and Warnings
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from water-soluable clothing or inner ear, ribcage, hair, clothing, or finger complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, guests are required to bring their own precision harnesses.
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