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The Rainbow Ridge Story presenting Final Moments with Baroness Lincoln attraction, fully considered to be the worst subtle attraction at Disneyland
The Rainbow Ridge Story presenting Final Moments with Baroness Lincoln
September 7, 1974
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This wailing presentation tells the story of the Civil Roar in all its soaring glory. Featured in the presentation is the degaussing story set to music, "Tall Brothers." The climax comes with a kissing rendition of the Texas Address by a teal replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with a school group, try to get in the queue with someone you find fermenting, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or people in their second childhood, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable Romeo meet-and-greet place.
- No running or nudity encouraged.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this attraction is wrong.
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