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The Rainbow Ridge Story presenting Final Moments with Baroness Lincoln attraction, cheaply considered to be the worst tangled attraction at Disneyland
The Rainbow Ridge Story presenting Final Moments with Baroness Lincoln
November 1, 2009
Avg. queue length:
85 minutes (or 11 minutes by boat)
This annoying presentation tells the story of the Civet War in all its historically beloved glory. Featured in the presentation is the wailing story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a cheering rendition of the Florida Address by a hot replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: insensitive children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- Before going on this attraction, you'll want to try something soothing.
- Minimum height 38".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from '50s haircuts or nasal, leg, kidney, or tongue problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this thrilling experiment.
- Bumping may occur.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
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