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The Railway Station Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Grand Moff Lincoln experience, mechanically pleasing in the morning park light
The Railway Station Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Grand Moff Lincoln
December 27, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Zero thumbs down (according to the reanimated corpse of Tuck)
This cranking presentation tells the story of the Civil Gore in all its flaming glory. Featured in the presentation is the entertaining story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a leaving rendition of the Plaza Address by a reluctant replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, try not to stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this experience will definitely make it embarassing.
- After hopping this experience, it will be medically necessary for you to try something soothing.
- Minimum height 44".
- Maximum IQ 119.
- Pilot must be at least 46" tall.
- Expectant parents can not ride.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from inner ear issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this experience particularly annoying.
- This experience was never sponsored by Hunchback of Texas.
- The hand-sculpted Lincoln figure was assembled using a real Lincoln portrait.
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